From Russia with love
Posted by aogWednesday, 13 January 2010 at 16:58 TrackBack Ping URL

Maybe it really is a small Ice Age. My inbox is currently being flooded with offers from extremely attractive women in Russia who desire nothing other than to please me while living in the USA. I would love to help them out but SWIPIAW says we can’t afford any right now.

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Bret Wednesday, 13 January 2010 at 20:34

Then I’d say she’s not quite perfect in all ways. :-)

Barry Meislin Thursday, 14 January 2010 at 09:46

I’ve always found that the lay-away plan was a most persuasive sell. (You know—small down payment and then monthly over the next 24-48 months…though probably in this case, a lifetime).

Doesn’t seem you’ve been trying too hard. (But go ahead, blame the missus.)

Annoying Old Guy Thursday, 14 January 2010 at 09:56

We ended up buying a nice leather couch instead.

erp Thursday, 14 January 2010 at 17:11

aog, don’t despair. As the years go by, you’ll find you’ll enjoy the nice leather couch so much more than a mail-order concubine… or so I’ve been told.

Bret Thursday, 14 January 2010 at 19:36

Well, leather is a type of skin. I guess it’ll have to do.

cjm Thursday, 14 January 2010 at 20:06

nonsense, a large sized Snickers bar will get you your choice of russian women.

Annoying Old Guy Thursday, 14 January 2010 at 23:43


You sound exactly like SWIPIAW. Do you all compare notes or something?

erp Friday, 15 January 2010 at 07:26

We don’t have to. Our wisdom in inborn.

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