Quotidian Nits, Part 1
Posted by aogWednesday, 24 September 2008 at 14:19 TrackBack Ping URL

I was looking through the Yellow Pages of the local phone book today and noticed the following —

  • Number of pages devoted to the category “Attorney” : 46
  • Number of pages devoted to the category “Automobile” : 12
  • Number of pages devoted to the category “Restaurant” : 27

I can’t really view that as a good sign.

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Peter Burnet Thursday, 25 September 2008 at 07:00

Quite right, far too many restaurants. We’re going to need to re-discover proper home cooking skills if we hope to keep all those attorneys properly and healthily fed.

cjm Thursday, 25 September 2008 at 11:35

how many pages were devoted to massage parlors? that’s the real measure of social health

Annoying Old Guy Thursday, 25 September 2008 at 13:34

I do not think I wish to risk getting caught counting.

Although, at one my my father’s business was located on the site of a former massage parlor. Sadly, nothing was left of the previous owner.

Gronker Thursday, 25 September 2008 at 19:34

I guess if the massage parlor was closed it must not have been a “happy ending”.

cjm Thursday, 25 September 2008 at 20:38

all your endings are belong to us

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