My office mates frequently warn me about this kind of thing:
A New York man is in stable condition Tuesday after spending two days trapped under newspapers, magazines and books in his apartment. […]
Emergency workers, neighbors and about 20 firefighters dug through the debris to reach Moore, filling 50 garbage bags with paper. He was freed at about 2:15 p.m.
I’m actually in a cube that’s physically separate from any other cube, on the (completely specious!) claim that otherwise my “ooze” would eventually overwhelm adjacent cubes.