I’ve just realized that Iran doesn’t have any nuclear weapons or even a nuclear weapons program, as some people seem to think. The evidence is unarguable. Iran’s behaviour, flouting international law, obstructing international inspectors, claiming innocence, is exactly what the Ba’ath in Iraq did. And we now know, because some people spent some time looking in some places, that Iraq never had any weapons of mass destruction (which, contrary to any other definition you might read, means only nuclear weapons). Iran’s behaviour can only mean that they’re just compensating for not having any WMD by being belligerent and trying to fake us out. Besides, why would Iran nuke anyone?