Movie madness at Kim Jong Il's
Posted by aogFriday, 21 March 2003 at 20:49 TrackBack Ping URL
What is the Dear Leader thinking as he watches the fall of Iraq? Let's tune in the Orbital Mind Control Lasers and listen...

Kim Jong Il imagines President Bush, putting his hand on a large white object that seems to be pointing directly at the Dear Leader as Bush makes a short speech

This here is an '03 Tomahawk, the most powerful cruise missile in the world. It will blow a despotic tyrant into little tiny pieces from 500 klicks out. Now, as you watch them fly in to Baghdad and ponder Saddam's last staff meeting, you need to ask yourself one question: Do you feel lucky, punk?